I've just been a lazy bitch and said "fuck it!" about blogging. I was busy raping my husband. . . You'll just have to forgive the fact that Kate did not publish any new rants for your perusal in the past month. And just for information sake, I did not have nearly as many opportunities to have my brains fucked out as I wanted because my delightful, beautiful, evil children decided to wait until block leave for all four of them to have week long bouts of vomiting and diarrhea and I was just to fucking tired to fuck!! Damn it! On the bright side, we are not expecting the imminent arrival of number five. . .
The boys are back to work and the honeymoon period of "I'm just so fucking glad to be home!" should be coming to a screaming halt before long. My hubby is past that stage and into the "I can't fucking sit still for more than five seconds, everything is my wife's fault, and I only want you around for sex" stage. In other words, ASSHOLE mode. I fucking hate him. He needs to go away again. Block leave lasting a month is too long but just the right length of time to remind me why I like the Army: About the time I get sick of him, he leaves!!! I am going to go insane with this man under foot all the time. Or I'm going to fucking suck start that new Russian rifle he bought (if I can figure out how to pull the trigger with my toes!) I love my husband. Very much. He's the love of my life, and how I hate him. . .
On a similar note about loving husbands and wives, when the fuck did it become OK to fuck the wife of one of your Army buddies?? And why is no one being punished through UCMJ action for adultery? Oh wait, that's right. We have SGM Wife-fucker in the CoC and he sucks enough cock to get away with it. LOL. So, if by any chance you are wanting to fuck one of your husband's friends or a buddy's wife, for heaven's sake, do it NOW before that bastard leaves the unit.
I don't get it. I have had sex with one single person in my life and that is the man I am married to. What is the fascination with sex?? I like sex. I have four kids for fuck's sake. I am sick to death with drama and divorce and both are running rampant around here. Get some morals, keep your pants on, and try not to fuck anyone on your way to the parking lot! Jeez.
Yep. The Kate is back.
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