Army Values Redefined

I know the Army Values. Most Army wives do. And a good soldier does his damnedest to live by the Army values. It's not fucking rocket science here. The Army values just boil down to plain old common sense, having some morals and a little bit of "intestinal fortitude." Well, apparently, the current leadership doesn't feel the Army values are as terribly important as I seem to think they are and so I am revamping the values to meet the CoC's expectations for the soldiers under their command. Enjoy.

Loyalty:
The old: Showing faith and allegiance to the Constitution, the Army, your unit, your fellow soldiers, your family and friends. (Please notice, self is not mentioned.)

The new: Loyalty to the CoC comes first and foremost with loyalty to yourself coming in second. You are no longer required to have unit pride. Your loyalty to the unit will only be called into question if the CoC wants you to do something that you think is wrong.

Duty:
The old: Fulfilling your professional, legal and moral obligations to the best of your ability. Taking responsibility for your actions and those beneath you.

The new: It's now OK to do as little as humanly possible so long as you don't leave a fucking paper trail. Just look busy. And it's also perfectly acceptable to blame your fuck ups on the soldiers under you or on whoever the CoC doesn't like or.

Respect:
The old: Promoting dignity, consideration, fairness, and justice

The new: Also known as ass kissing, cock sucking, RHIP, and buddy fucking. Enough said.

Selfless Service:
The old: Service to the nation, the mission, and the men under you comes before serving yourself.

The new: Buddy fucking is acceptable. It's OK to take credit for something you didn't do, and the CoC might even get people to lie on sworn statements for you if you can suck a golf ball through a straw or are willing to take it up the ass.

Honor:
The old: Live up to all the Army values.

The new: Do what the CoC tells you to do, don't ask questions, kiss their asses, and maybe you won't get fucked over by them, too.

Integrity:
The old: Do what is right morally and legally.

The new: The CoC will decide what is right and what is wrong. This is subject to change at their whim so be on your toes. And right and wrong do not apply across the board. It may be OK for everyone but you if you aren't an ass kisser. And the legal end of this gets a bit fucking hazy under the cloud of the CoC's personal friends who will ruin anyone who stands up for what is right. CYA is the rule of the day.

Personal Courage:
The old: Showing physical and moral courage. Having the courage to take a stand for what is right.

The new: Pussydom and ass kissing are encouraged. Do not take a stand for what you think is right. The CoC "knows people" and they will throw you under the fucking bus.


This is the current command climate. What the fuck happened to my Rakassans? I was told recently that people would really understand if I didn't like the Rakassans anymore after everything that's gone on. What? I love the Rakassans. Twelve years in the Rakk and I love those mother-fuckers. CoCs will come and go and they are NOT the Rakassans. Fucking tourists. The Rakassans are the men of the 187 and them I love with all my heart. The current CoC can go fuck themselves. Karma's a bitch and when you convolute the Army values like this to such a self-serving fucked up way of thinking, well, the CoC is just begging to get fucked in the ass.