Can We Shoot Them?

Having spoken yesterday of the need for friends who will tell me to shut the fuck up, today is the list of people who either need to start doing the right damn thing(and/or just quit being assholes) or fucking drop dead where they stand. But NO, we cannot shoot them (however fucking much we may want to.) Now I would LOVE to suggest colourful alternative methods by which they are free to accomplish dropping dead, but I will allow everyone's imaginations to flourish and relish the weapon and/or method of their own choosing. I will, however, mention that my personal fave involves bamboo, duct tape and a grenade.

Here is my "hit list":

1. wives who fuck around on their husbands
2. FRG volunteers/leaders who do nothing
3. ass kissers, both soldiers and their spouses
4. spouses who wear their husband's rank
5. soldiers who try to fuck married women
6. liars
7. NCOs and officers who screw over their men
8. yes men, officer and NCO (different from the ass-kisser. These assholes are too stupid to understand they should say no sometimes!)
9. wives who bitch about the FRG but do not get involved
10. soldiers who do not know how to wear a fucking beret or their uniform correctly
11. military wives who do let their children run wild (officers' wives are especially bad about this)
12. disrespectful sons of bitches (especially the ones who disrespect veterans like our Golden Rakkasans)
13. officers who carry the concept of RHIP way to fucking far
14. anyone who works at housing
15. that horrible person who decided blood rank was too mean and invented this gay velcro rank
16. e-4s in general. arrogant, lazy, stupid
17. mps
18. cadets

This is by no means a comprehensive list of people who should deserve to be run over by a tank. Just a sampling. But generally speaking, not one of these mother fuckers has an ounce of moral fortitude or sense of honour. When you are in the Army, you should live by the Army values. They should be second nature to you, like cleaning your weapon is. Well, maybe not to a pog. But you get my drift. And if you are a military spouse, those same values should be something you aspire to. I try to live by them. Whether I succeed or not I leave to you who know me and are witness to my life. My husband eats them for breakfast and I don't think he could NOT follow them if he tried.

I get it. The Army kills enemies of America. It seems like an oxymoron to suggest that a group of organized killers could be a morally sound group of individuals. But that is what the Army is and should be.

The Army values: read them, learn them, live them or get the fuck out!