Yesterday that particular pair of undies needed washed, but today they are clean and once more upon my fat ass! No more whining. Complain, yes. Whine, no. I am the wife of a RAKKASAN, a hard core, kick ass, shit-kicking infantryman. I am not the wife of some pussy fucking pog. This deployment is going down, even if that means breaking out the C-fucking-4! (And it only took half a bottle of wine and 2 packs of smokes to convince myself of this!)
FUCK YOU DEPLOYMENT! And I do not mean that in the "nicest possible way." I mean, FUCK YOU!
You will not bend me.
You will not break me.
You will not make me a bitch.
You will not make me cry.
You will end and when you end, I will be laughing all the way to the airfield to pick up my husband, you bitch.
My name is Kate. You took my husband away for a year. Prepare to die!!
So there it is, ladies. It's almost time to kiss this fucking deployment good-bye.
The Kate is back!
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