Don't Say It!

"Cut down a tree with a herring?? It can't be done!"

"Don't say that word!!"

"What word?"

"I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!"

Thank you, Monty Python, for once again having a sketch relevant to my topic of conversation which is simply this: Suffice to say that "It's almost over" is one of the phrases the Kate of Rakkasans cannot hear!!

I am so fucking tired of people saying "It's almost over. . . " like that makes everything OK. Because it fucking doesn't!! It just makes me want to kill the bastard who said it and then go fucking suck start a pistol after chugging a gallon of wine. We are well into the months of "It's NEVER going to fucking end" and there is not one goddamn thing you can say that is going to make me feel better.

So shut your fucking pie hole. The only words that are going to make me happy are "The plane is on approach. Please feel free to go outside and greet your soldiers as they de-plane." Unless you are telling me this, I don't care what you have to say about redeployment or how I should feel or how it will be OK. You do realize that we still have KIAs? WIAs?

Until he is home and in my arms (or pants), do not even attempt to make me feel better. I am, in my own twisted way, content with being a bitter bitch. Don't like it? Fine. Don't fucking talk to me. And that actually works out really well, because then I wouldn't have to listen to some stupid FUCKTARD tell me constantly that "it's almost over!"

Life isn't tiddlywinks, bitch.