Thank God, Christmas is finally over! Santa, that fat fucker, didn't bring me what I wanted--my husband. Damn it. Seriously though, the holidays without the hubby suck ass, even if you have an amazing family like mine to spend them with. I love the fact that I can be a bit mopey and no one asks me, "Are you OK?" Or that Christmas waits if the husband calls, because he supersedes any and all activities of the day. Very nice.
And with Christmas gone, I can move on the new topics to bitch about, like the fact that I just discovered that I am NOT in on the latest and greatest gossip? How the fuck do I get left out of the loop on all the newest juiciest shit going on? I'm a woman--I want to know what all the other bitches are up to so I can prove to myself how much better than them that I am! Hello! That's why we gossip to begin with. I need to know who's being naughty!
I asked my friend why it was that I am not in the know and apparently, people do not want me to think badly of them so they do their damnedest to make sure I don't know the shit they are up to. What?!? How the hell did I become someone that people look up to? I'm just Kate. The old lady in the unit. Everyone's go-to girl. I do NOT want to be looked up to or whatever it is people seem to think of me. Fuck! I am no one to be admired. I am a BITCH!! And pretty damn hateful, too. What the fuck is the point in having a harem when they won't dish out the dirt on what the other crazy bitches are up to?
Whatever. I miss being a Joe's wife. I knew EVERYTHING that was going on then. The NCO wife shit and no one giving me the goods is BULLSHIT and completely fucked up.
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