Sexual deprivation is a part of every deployment--an exceptionally shitty part, but what the fuck do you expect to happen when you are married to a soldier? That he's never going to have to leave? That he will always be there? If you married a soldier and honestly believed any of this could ever be remotely within the realm of possibility, then you're just fucking stupid!! We all have to live with it and figure out a way to overcome it (and that does not ever excuse fucking around!!!)
The boys have to deal with the same issues and luckily for us infantry wives, females are pretty slim pickings overseas. Oh, there's the occasional "desert rose" or "Kandahar cutie" but when you haven't seen your wife in 12 months, these particular native "beauties" are considered such because they still have all their teeth!! So not really too much to worry about there.
My husband has his own way of dealing with his frustrations. He gets a LOT of Victoria Secrets catalogs in the mail (because you can't send porn to a Muslim country and VS is about as risque as is safe to send.) And since he's a senior NCO, he has been able to establish what he likes to call "the designated shitter." It's the port-a-potty that you may not use for its intended purpose. No pissing, no shitting. It's a strictly jerking-off only area. And the boys keep it nice and clean and fully stocked with whatever porn they can get a hold of, tissues, lotions, and potpourri so it smells nice. And that was one of the strangest requests I've ever gotten for a package. I'm amazed he even knew what the fuck potpourri is!!
So that's how the boys manage to vent. They are all very good friends with their hands. We wives on the other hand seem to fall into one of two categories: those who have lots of toys to alleviate their tension and those who have none and don't. I am of the latter party. There are nights I REALLY wish my husband was home so I could rape him, but generally speaking, unless he's here to rape, I just don't care about sex. At all. Maybe I'm strange. I just have no emotional attachment to whatever toy might be available, and get nothing out of the experience.
We're down to double digits now and that husband of mine better be using that time to rest up. Because God help him when he gets home. . .
3 comments:
yeah i dont think about sex at all when my husband is around. and when i do our son cries so he has ruined every moment i would have had a chance to bet out the toys. so really i dont even try anymore. on top of that i am way to tired anyways. on account my baby doesnt know how to sleep more then 2 hours at a time.
my hubby has been naughty and he is always telling me to talk dirty. yeah ok i have 2 kids old enough to understand so hell no, and one that i am nursing so that becomes impossible also.
when that man of mine gets home believe me iam putting our kids to bed and raping him, oh boy. he is in for it. and i know he wont stop me either. so i feel you there kate.
messed up when he is not around. lol. sleep deprivation. lol cant type. got a sinus infection on top of it. a sick baby. we are having alot of fun here. lol Lord help me!!
Struck a chord with this one, I guess! You ladies are all nuts!! ANd I love ya!
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